My brother felt that he had to respond to my list. He tried to do so in the comment section but did not have the mental dexterity to open a blogger commenter account, so he sent them to me through e-mail to post for him. Its not too hard Sean...

Luckily I can respond to his smart ass responses. It's a lot easier to stand on my formerly ripped and wide body building shoulders sharp shooting me than create your own stuff little brother.

I am Commodores little brother and here are my responses to his post:

1. Apparently he still has some memory loss because he forgot to mention his little brother (me). I didn't forget, I'm embrassed.
2. My real name is Sean Louis and I am the 13^th Louis (Althought my brother has called my LiNC for several years and I really don't know why). My son is the 14^th Louis. I called him LiNC because he used to look like the Missing Link.
3. I had an open head wound from an artillery round blast (see #23). Actually a very humble statement compared to the injuries.
4. My big brother doesn’t consider beating the snot out of me a contact sport or see #1.read my response to #25
5. I am half Hawaiian as well. Of my 47 cousins less than 20% are fair skinned. I'm in that 20% too.
6. I live and train in a democratic State (CA) but prefer the rain too.
7. Didn’t Commodore only reach the 4^th grade?
8. His vow of celibacy was an excuse to friends and family because he couldn’t meet anyone who would put up with him. I couldn't put up with myself.
9. Ziggy Cartoon knock offs do not count as a published author. Actually some people asked about this. I wrote and was paid for a series of articles (10 to 50 pages each) on historic battle of World War 2 in the south Pacific that were published through the National Park Service. I would be proud to present them if a single computer on this planet still ran MS Dos 3.0.
10. Stop watching movies and start training. See fellow bloggers, I brainwash myself so thoroughly by talking about Ironman all the time that my brother is as commited to me reaching my goals as I am. Nice.
11. I having for this one. I don't know either, he works for the govt., Sloppy is normal behavior.
12. I think the PC term for this is mentally challenged big brother. I used mentally retarded in my "list." I still have a problem with word relation from my head injury and he is correct. Its PC to use 'challenged'. Now Cock-Man-Oppessor-Pig, pack up your rape culture and go to a tax funded sensitivity class on living in harmony with endangered species.
13. I am a conscious over eater.
14. I recently took third in a hot dog eating contest.
15. I learned how to ride a bike at age 3.
16. You still can’t swim that good.
17. You can’t drive a car very well either so it's best you walk.
18. I have horrible anxiety about taking my clothes off at work.
19. I think I weigh 220 pounds and I do.
20. The person who called him super genius was his alternate personality. Thank you again for bring up this important point little brother because that was the second IQ test I took that validated my supreme intellegence. Did you or did you not personally witness me take the first IQ test at our parents house in Montana seven years ago, with mom in the family room, and I scored what? Thats right Super-Genius. Take that.
21. In six years, not one person has beaten me at Super Mario Brothers. No one plays SMB anymore, have you seen HALO?
22. I work in the criminal justice system. If I could only tell these people some of your stories...
23. I was in a foreign country where it didn't matter if I spoke the language or if I fit in.
24. I wrote this as #24 on my list-"I still lament over getting rid of my first pick up truck 15 year ago." His response-Is that the truck I smashed with my ’84 ford escort? Yes, that truck. you were wearing your Napolean Dynamite moon boots and mashed the wrong pedal on your manual drive car. Stick to having Pedro ride you around on the back of his bike.
25. I wrote as #25- "I spent a few days in a mental institution because of #1." His response- That was our house. I got to admit LiNC that was a damn insane asylum. Remember dad waking us to reveille every morning on the tape deck? Or when we had the fight downstairs with Japanese throwing stars and mom found dozens of them stuck in the walls mid fight. Even though we were trying to hit each other I am glad we were terrible aims. Let me take this moment to personally apoligize for giving you an atomic wedgy every day for a month. It was callous of me to deliver several of those by jumping off the fireplace and wrapping the stretched band around your neck and doing a victory dance while mom pride them out of your butt. I also apoligize for telling you that drinking dads cologne cures hiccups and for tying a bungy cord to your cat and throwing her off the balcony to see how far she would fly before slingshotting back. I also feel terrible about splitting your finger open with the samuri sword. That was inappropriate and completely out of line.
26. I have had a reoccurring dream of putting a metal prosthetic up your backside for #4.
You have every right. Mistress gets first kick though, then probably mom.
You failed to mention that you and I are both or have been Drill Sergeants in the U.S. Army. I'm modest. Obviously you're not.

Don’t forget that I love you big brother. Did you read #1, #3 and #25 on my list. God, who's the head case in this family.