Friday, April 06, 2007

If you rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94...

Today is Good Friday. It surprises me sometimes how this is such a low key holiday as opposed to the commercialism of Christmas considering Christmas wouldn't matter without the crucification and resurrection.

Driving Mighty Mo to grandmas this morning was an interesting conversation about the bible and the death and resurrection of 'Baby Jesus'. My son prays like Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights. Feel free to leave your favorite Ricky Bobby prayer in the comments section. [Video]

My favorite: I like to think of Jesus with giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like an Angel band and I am in the front row hammered drunk.

You can make up your own.

6 Comments:

At 9:53 AM, Blogger nancytoby said...

Happy Easter to you and your family, Comm!!

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger Bigun said...

Comm - make this easter your bitch!

(I'll go straight to hell for this one)

Bigun

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger The Big Cheese said...

Where I am from Easter is translated into; eat large chunks of ham and mounds of scalloped potatoes.

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

SHAKE AND BAKE!

 
At 1:50 PM, Blogger SingletrackJenny (formerly known as IronJenny) said...

Oh thank you sweet curly-haired baby Jesus for my smokin' hot wife...

You know, Comm - as my "profession" when I registered for Zurich, I actually entered Smokin' Hot Nascar Wife.

I wish I could come out for the Ironman - have fun!!!!!

Jenny

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger Lance Notstrong said...

LOL!!! My mom said the prayer at Easter lunch and I wanted to say, "Mom, you made that prayer your bitch"!!! :-)

 

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