If you rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94...
Today is Good Friday. It surprises me sometimes how this is such a low key holiday as opposed to the commercialism of Christmas considering Christmas wouldn't matter without the crucification and resurrection.
Driving Mighty Mo to grandmas this morning was an interesting conversation about the bible and the death and resurrection of 'Baby Jesus'. My son prays like Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights. Feel free to leave your favorite Ricky Bobby prayer in the comments section. [Video]
My favorite: I like to think of Jesus with giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like an Angel band and I am in the front row hammered drunk.
You can make up your own.
posted by Comm's @ 8:45 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
Happy Easter to you and your family, Comm!!
Comm - make this easter your bitch!
(I'll go straight to hell for this one)
Bigun
Where I am from Easter is translated into; eat large chunks of ham and mounds of scalloped potatoes.
SHAKE AND BAKE!
Oh thank you sweet curly-haired baby Jesus for my smokin' hot wife...
You know, Comm - as my "profession" when I registered for Zurich, I actually entered Smokin' Hot Nascar Wife.
I wish I could come out for the Ironman - have fun!!!!!
Jenny
LOL!!! My mom said the prayer at Easter lunch and I wanted to say, "Mom, you made that prayer your bitch"!!! :-)
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