Off On Another Great Adventure

The time has come that I must depart the dusty, now-humid, and extremely hot Valley of the Sun for better climates. If the back and forth e-mails are any indication of what is to come this weekend, I will summarize here:

1. Joel is already drunk and made it through the first two rounds of Texas Hold Em' at the Indian Casino. He has a phone number for every barmaid serving him.

2. Robo-Stu has already done the PCH today so that he is ready for tomorrow.

3. Head Doc is bringing a recorder to memo himself on the new pyschosis he has found in me.

4. The Great and All Powerful Kahuna wants to put his L.A. life guarding skills to task by taking me on a sunset swim. NO I am not letting him practice dragging me in from sea...He really will be.

5. Under diress of Mistress, a camera will be used to document all my lap dances, I mean casino winnings, I mean buffett dinners, I mean...ah crap...

Well, it begins.